Statistical analysis, charts, graphs, and observations from a lifelong NBA fan.

Welcome to NBA Carnival #27! Several themes were considered for this edition, but in the end, I couldn't ignore a few recent signs*:

* This one was not a factor.)

So, here it is—some of the best NBA blog content I ran across over the past few weeks.

Atom
Doesn't let diminutive size (sub-atomic) prevent him from fighting crime.
Dave from The City
Isn't letting diminutive size (5'6", 135 lbs) prevent him from declaring for 2006 NBA draft.
Joker
Humor-obsessed criminal who likes to blow things up. (And shoot things.)
The Cavalier from YAYsports! NBA
Humor-obsessed blogger with a daily EXPLOSIONS feature. (Plus, Who Shot Mamba?)
Aquaman
Wears green pants; leads legions of sea creatures.
Jeff from Celtics Blog
Favorite team wears green; leads legions of Celtics fans. Need proof of his popularity? See how many comments are posted to articles like last week's pitch for another point guard or the results of certain All-Star 1-on-1 polls.
Darkseid
Far-reaching empire includes his own planet and army; tried to marry Wonder Woman.
Ryan from HoopsAddict.com
Multimedia empire includes Hoops Addict Magazine and Killer Crossover Podcast; recently tried to get a Raptor dancer's phone number.
Marvin
Wears a cape but possesses no discernible super powers.
Ryan from Bowen Blog
Writes a blog but possesses no discernible personality.
Brainiac
Uses extraordinary intelligence to devise elaborate schemes to defeat the Super Friends.
THE WIZZNUTZZ
Uses extraordinary intelligence of top mathematicians to prove that 0 is greater than 23.
Plastic Man
Able to withstand corrosives, punctures and concussions without sustaining injury.
Tom from Sactown Royalty
Able to withstand ups and downs of '05-06 Sacramento season without going batty. Case in point: see Tom's attitude toward Ron Artest over the past few months:
Giganta
Colossal, yet largely ineffective.
Basketbawful
Mascot Greg Ostertag is colossal, yet ineffective. The team recently took a break from their Ostertag farewell tour to explain why the Suns got screwed in Game 4.
El Dorado
Uses mind-reading for heroic effect.
Todd from Believing in Magic
Uses mind-reading for comedic effect.
Firestorm
Named for ability to project bolts of nuclear energy.
Chase from Impending Firestorm
Is the Joe Johnson point guard experiment over? Chase makes his case for bringing Sam Cassell into the fold.
Bizarro
Lives in the backwards bizarro world. Up is Down. Down is Up. He says "Hello" when he leaves, "Goodbye" when he arrives.
Golden State of Mind
Things certainly seem to be backwards in Oakland:
  • Despite the fact that the Warriors are lottery-bound, GSoM is now putting out some of the top playoff coverage around with their Daily Play Hype series (this edition makes another case for Cassell).
  • Despite finishing with the 8th-worst record, the Warriors have one of the league's highest future salary commitments.
  • The Warriors have now managed to miss the playoffs 12 straight years—no small feat when you consider how many great draft picks this has meant.
The Flash
Covers the earth at light speed.
Matt and Ian from Detroit Bad Boys
Seem to cover the online and offline world at light speed, finding gems like this sign 30 miles outside of Detroit. If it weren't for DBB, would we know about the inflatable Ben Wallace or the real identity of Black Mamba?
Black Mamba
Comic villain, known for her darkforce energy.

(Note: Black Mamba never actually appeared on the Super Friends, but I couldn't leave her out.)
Kurt from Forum Blue & Gold
Demonstrated a ton of energy in covering Black Mamba and the rest of the Lakers this season—not even missing a beat for the birth of his second child!
Batman
Works in Gotham City; utility belt gives him tremendous versatility.
Joey from Straight Bangin'
Writes in Gotham; has the range to tell you why Kobe is more valuable than LeBron or why Fishscale is better than Late Registration (agreed on both counts).
Superman
Most prolific and powerful Super Friend.
Henry from TrueHoop
Most prolific NBA blogger can do it all: investigative reporting, media commentary, and basketball analysis. On Tuesday, he live-blogged 4 games in 1 night. That's just showing off.
Lex Luthor
Determined to rule the world.
J.E. Skeets and Tas Melas from The Basketball Jones
Carnival Host #26 is apparently determined to rule the basketball world with hilarious posts, an entertaining weekly podcast and recent appearances on AOL Sports Bloggers Live and MSN.
Also
Free Darko
There must be a good Super Friends comparison to be made here, but it's beyond me. Don't miss The Jacket, along with the typically lively comments.
End of the Bench
Campaigns for NBA blogger access to the press box buffet.
Page 4 Hoop
Low on quantity, high on quality. Example: Blogger Post-Season Awards
Give Me The Rock
Agrees that the playoffs are going much better now that they were a week earlier.
Milwaukee Bucks Diary
Reminds us time and again of the truth about Tractor Traylor, Dirk Nowitzki and the 1998 draft.
5-Point Bucks
Reacts to Kelly Dwyer's recent NBA broadcaster rankings at sportsillustrated.com.
Show Time
Covering the Lakers as they take care of business at home.
SportsBiz
Examines the effect of Euroleaguers in the NBA.
Bench Points
Offering takes on the playoffs and player movement rumors.

There you have it—the 27th Carnival of the NBA, Super Friends Edition. Thanks to all of you who submitted suggestions, and thanks to Matt from Blog a Bull for coordinating.

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end of the bench link is broken
Good stuff...nice job.
this is us.
great use of the super friends and super villains!
Brilliant!!
Good work! You set the bar high, real high -- like snatching a quarter of the top of the backboard high.
This might be the greatest Carnival ever.
Grr. Link make Bizarro Farlane very mad. All the traffic wake him up from nap and ask him silly questions. Bizarro Farlane will now smash internet ... or go back to sleep.
Hey thanks for the link.
Great post, but Basketbawful is Giganta?!? If we wanted to be compared to a giant vagina our mascot would be Brad Miller. Zing!
Dude! If we're "big and ineffective," can we at least be Apache Chief?! I can say "Enuk-Chuck!" See, I just said it. Oh well. I guess I'd rather have a 50-foot vagina than be Aquaman. But still.
Dave Isaacs should be an easy number one draft pick this year. His impressive highlight reel will seel the deel.
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